Nay.
You're a self-made human aren't you? Yeah. You don't follow the mainstream marching band, you beat your own drum off into the sunset. What, you don't even use an instrument? That's so metal. Forget all that love hype, you're not going to jack your style with some average cards. That's why you are going to steal mine and give them out like the boss you are.
Your such a boss that you are a boss living on boss street.
So in the spirit of awesomeness (yours and mine) I'm giving away this horrible set of Valentine's Day cards. Here's a sample:
When I was a kid, I couldn't handle any of the Valentine cards out there. They were either just so poorly designed, worse, they were written by people who lacked a real grasp on that precious thing called reality.
Then I learned about vinegar valentines. They were just the inspiration that an insecure kid like me needed to have. Check out some of these great little dreadful cards here.
I did this to offset the industry-made "love" and "romance' junk that floated in the air like stench of stale waxen chocolate hearts. That and the sad reality that some of the most sarcastic people you'll ever know have emotional centers softer than a jelly doughnut.
Seriously, I'm like an emotional chocolate cherry cordial, people.
Download: Not-so-Valentines.pdf
Tips
- You'll need Adobe Acrobat Reader 8.0 or later. *sigh* get it here.
- Be sure to print this on "Letter" paper, not A4, this is 'Murica.
- When the print dialog comes up, be sure to set page scaling to none:
- Doing this ensures you'll be able to have nice even margins on your cards when you cut the pages in quarters.